14 May 2009
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Q.We r bored at work, can u send us a good joke?
A.63336 likes these jokes. Q. How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. Q. What's black, white and red all over? A. Half a sheep.
Q.How do i go about trying to fall asleep... Bear in mind i do not find counting sheep to work
A.Try counting sheep/reading a boring book/watching a quiet film/listening to music in bed or thinking about something other than trying to get to sleep.
Q.Im on a overnight ferry on my own.i am bored what can i do?
A.See how many words you can make out of "Constantinople." Plan your 1st novel. Talk to an interesting looking stranger. Count sheep till you fall asleep.
Q.why don't cows and sheep play?
A.Cows & sheep get boring & dull as they get older. Calves & lambs love to frolic & play, but the monotony of living in a field soon catches up with them.