9 November 2009
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Q.Bad chat-up lines
A.The worst chat-up lines are "Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?" or "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!". Bleugh.
Q.What's the best chat-up line?
A.The best chat-up line: There's something wrong with my phone; it doesn't have your number in it. Also try: Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.
Q.Why can't I pull?
A.You can't pull because you are trying too hard with the wrong women. Relax, take a genuine interest in a woman, and you will have more luck.
Q.When's the best time to pull?
A.The best time to pull would be at the end of the night in a night club. People who are looking for company are typically eager, as time has run out.