Q.They call me a man, but il never have a wife. I was given a body, but not a life. They made me a mouth, but didnt give me a breath. Water gives me life, but the sun brings me death. What am i? Text bk c how smart you are.
A.A snowman can't have a wife, has a body but no life, and has a mouth but cannot breathe. The sun will melt it. What has a bottom at the top? Legs.
Q.Ive got a wheelbarrow,a jerry can of petrol,some matches,a frying pan helmet and a pack of biscuits do u think il make it to the moon
A.Sadly, you won't make it to the moon, but you might be classed as a lunatic. The word 'lunatic' is derived from a belief that the moon makes people mad.
Q.What does rsvp stand for?
A.S'il vous plait is French for please. RSVP stands for 'repondez s'il vous plait' & means 'please reply'. It's usually placed at the end of an invitation.